Me and Taylor Swift

Me: Hi I'm gabby whats your name?
Taylor Swift: What do you mean 'whats your name?' you don't know who i am?
Me: Yeah i don't know who you are. That's why i asked.
Taylor: What? I don't understand. How do you not know who I am?
Me: I just told you I don't know! How am I suppose to know who you are?
Taylor: Well for one there is a big poster of me right over there, and I am and amazing, awesome, popular, singer, song writer.
Me: How come I have never heard of you then?
Taylor: I don't know. How have you not heard of me?
Me:Well, i listen to a lot of music, but apparently you don't have good music if I haven't heard of you.
Taylor: Well, apparently you don't have good taste if you haven't heard of me.
Me:Well excuse you but I have plenty of good taste. Your the one that doesn't have good taste. Just look at what your wearing, and by the way I was going to listen to your music and give it a chance but just for get it now.
Taylor:Well what your wearing isn't any better! I don't even care if you were going to listen to my music or not, I don't want you to listen to my music anymore. I don't care I have plenty of fans.
Me:Oh yeah well then how come you don't have all those fans around you like everyone else does?
Taylor: Yeah well I have plenty of fan they just aren't here right now. your not being nice. Goodbye!