Monday, September 26, 2011

As he came into town all the people starred he was an outsider. “hello good sir my name is Shelby Kelley”. Hahaha said the one French guy in the whole town, Shelby Kelley more like Smelly Kelley.

Shelby started to cry he had flashbacks from when he was a child setting alone eating bugs while all the kids called him smelly Kelley. Well Shelby wouldn’t stand for this so he flailed his arms in a way that he thought was fighting. This just made the Frenchman laugh so hard that he laughed himself to death.

Shelby was a wanted man now so he couldn’t use his given so began the reign of the notorious outlaw Smelly Kelley. Before long smelly Kelley made a name for himself robbing candy stores and killing any man that looks at him the wrong way. But the law had to catch up with him eventually and one day it did. The police cornered him in the second story of a saloon, smelly Kelley thinking he was invincible jumped out the window and landed on a wagon full of razor blades this scared the horse and he took of out of town and that was the last time anyone ever saw smelly kelley.

2 comments:

  1. Very creative, quite possibly the best piece of modern literature I have read to date.

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  2. Haha this is the best piece i've read in awhile.

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