“Paula Deen!!!!!!!” I screamed as I saw her strolling down the butter isle in Walmart.
“Howdy there sun!” She replied all southern like.
“I truly can’t believe I’m actually meeting you! You are my favorite chef ever!!!!” I replied bursting with excitement.
“I’m truly honored to have such a fan.” Paula replied while giving me a hug.
“I just can’t believe I’m meeting you!!!!” I squealed. “Now I must know, what is your favorite recipe?”
“Tha’d have to be baked butter with a buttery butter sauce!” She said as if she were dreaming about.
“Oh, please give me that recipe!”
“Well sure!!! All you have to do is take 3cups of cold butter and mash in 1cup of powdered butter, 2tespoons of butter extract, 1 can of condensed butter, and ½cup of butter milk. Pour the butter batter into a buttered cake round and bake for 40 min or until melted.
“Now for the sauce, get out one of my butter warming pots and melt ¾cup of butter. Whisk in 4tablespoons of confectioners butter and a teaspoon of pure butter extract!”
“That sounds absolutely buttery!!!!” My mouth salivating.
“It sure is Hon’!!” Paula said.
With that, I gave her a big hug and ran off to get all the ingrediants!
That's a lot of butter. It's very descriptive. And has good detail
ReplyDeleteI LOVEE BUTERRRR!!!!! nice job.
ReplyDeleteI love paula! So typical of her to be in the butter aisle! Very good story, and you got her character down pat
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